• Franchement, qui a envie de fêter son centième anniversaire dans une maison de retraite en compagnie de vieux séniles, de l'adjoint au maire et de la presse locale ?
    Allan Karlsson, chaussé de ses plus belles charentaises, a donc décidé de prendre la tangente. Et, une chose en entraînant une autre, notre fringant centenaire se retrouve à trimballer une valise contenant 50 millions de couronnes dérobée - presque par inadvertance - à un membre de gang. S'engage une cavale arthritique qui le conduira à un vieux kleptomane, un vendeur de saucisses surdiplômé et une éléphante prénommée Sonja...

  • S'il voulait encore fêter son anniversaire, il vous le dirait : Allan Karlsson a 101 ans. Malin, il croit s'être offert une journée de tranquillité à bord d'une montgolfière. C'était sans compter l'accident : le ballon crève et échoue en pleine mer. Sauvé par un navire nord-coréen, Allan s'aperçoit qu'il est bourré d'uranium enrichi... Après une entrevue diplomatique avec le Leader Suprême, le poupon Kim Jong-un, Allan réussit à s'éclipser, le dangereux uranium en poche. Et sa tournée de visites se poursuit, de Trump à Angela Merkel : qui de mieux qu'un artificier centenaire pour sauver le monde de l'apocalypse nucléaire ?

  • Quelle est la probabilité pour que Nombeko, orpheline, noire, analphabète, née dans le plus grand ghetto d'Afrique du Sud, cherche désespérément à se débarrasser d'un colis postal contenant une bombe nucléaire et se retrouve enfermée dans un camion de pommes de terre en compagnie du roi de Suède et de son Premier ministre?
    Une sur quarante-cinq milliards six cent soixante-dix millions deux cent douze mille huit cent dix.
    Selon les calculs de ladite analphabète.

  • Après trente années passées derrière les barreaux pour avoir planté des haches dans le dos des gens, Dédé le meurtrier s'est fait une raison. Pourquoi risquer la prison quand on peut simplement casser quelques bras ici ou là ? C'est bien suffisant pour nourrir son homme, et même ses associés récents, un réceptionniste poissard et une femme-pasteur défroquée. Leur petite entreprise de passage à tabac fait un malheur, malgré les cas de conscience d'un Dédé en pleine crise de foi... Mais mon Dieu qu'il est long, le chemin du paradis !
     

  • It all begins with a hot air balloon trip and three bottles of champagne. Allan and Julius are ready for some spectacular views, but they''re not expecting to land in the sea and be rescued by a North Korean ship, and they could never have imagined that the captain of the ship would be harbouring a suitcase full of contraband uranium, on a nuclear weapons mission for Kim Jong-un ... Soon Allan and Julius are at the centre of a complex diplomatic crisis involving world figures from the Swedish foreign minister to Angela Merkel and President Trump. Things are about to get very complicated ...

  • It all starts on the one-hundredth birthday of Allan Karlsson. Sitting quietly in his room in an old people's home, he is waiting for the party he-never-wanted-anyway to begin. The mayor is going to be there. The press is going to be there. But, as it turns out, Allan is not...Slowly but surely Allan climbs out of his bedroom window, into the flowerbed (in his slippers) and makes his getaway. And so begins his picaresque and unlikely journey involving criminals, several murders, a suitcase full of cash, and incompetent police. As his escapades unfold, we learn something of Allan's earlier life in which - remarkably - he helped to make the atom bomb, became friends with American presidents, Russian tyrants, and Chinese leaders, and was a participant behind the scenes in many key events of the twentieth century. Already a huge bestseller across Europe, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared is a fun, feel-good book for all ages.

  • A madcap new novel from the author of The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden IT''S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AGAIN. AND AGAIN. It''s always awkward when five thousand kronor goes missing. When it happens at a certain grotty hotel in south Stockholm, it''s particularly awkward because the money belongs to the hitman currently staying in room seven. Per Persson, the hotel receptionist, just wants to mind his own business, and preferably not get murdered. Johanna Kjellander, temporarily resident in room eight, is a priest without a vocation, and, as of last week, without a parish. But right now she has two things at her disposal: an envelope containing five thousand kronor, and an excellent idea . . . Featuring one violent killer, two shrewd business brains and many crates of Moldovan red wine, Hitman Anders and the Meaning of It All is an outrageously zany story with as many laughs as Jonasson''s multimillion-copy bestseller The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared.

  • Written with the same light-hearted satirical voice as Jonas Jonasson's bestselling debut novel, 'The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared', 'The Girl Who Saved the King of Sweden' is another picaresque tale of how one person's actions can have far-reaching - even global - consequences.

  • It all starts on the one-hundredth birthday of Allan Karlsson. Sitting quietly in his room in an old people';s home, he is waiting for the party he-never-wanted-anyway to begin. The Mayor is going to be there. The press is going to be there. But, as it turns out, Allan is not. Slowly but surely Allan climbs out of his bedroom window, into the flowerbed (in his slippers) and makes his getaway. And so begins his picaresque and unlikely journey involving criminals, several murders, a suitcase full of cash, and incompetent police. As his escapades unfold, we learn something of Allan';s earlier life in which - remarkably - he helped to make the atom bomb, became friends with American presidents, Russian tyrants, and Chinese leaders, and was a participant behind the scenes in many key events of the twentieth century. Already a huge bestseller across Europe, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared is a fun and feel-good book for all ages.

  • Douce, douce vengeance Nouv.

    Douce, douce vengeance

    Jonas Jonasson

    • Lizzie
    • 9 Décembre 2021
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